The Funk Test

30-second freshness check

Find out why it keeps coming back.

Most men assume they are simply built sweaty. Six quick questions will show whether the real problem is your body, routine or the product sitting in your shower.

6 Questions
30s To finish
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Question 1

Reading your answers

Your personalized result

Your freshness profile

Where your wash actually sits

Skin down there holds a pH around 5. That acidity is the barrier helping keep you fresh.

Your wash
Your skin
pH 5
pH 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

What you told us

Your result was built from these answers.

Matched To Your Answers

Your recommended wash

Fresh Bro Men's Intimate Wash

  • pH 5.0, matched to that skin instead of the pH 9–10 most soap runs at.
  • Zinc ricinoleate traps the odor molecule instead of covering it.
  • Ceramides rebuild the barrier harsh soap strips out.
  • Fermented probiotics put back the good bacteria antibacterial wash kills.
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This self-check is for general education and is not a medical diagnosis. Persistent odor, itching, discharge, sores, swelling, burning or pain should be evaluated by a medical professional.